coolkille
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by its cover.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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